Stolen from ~Marazure and done on whim because I'm frickin' stressed. CONTINUE IF YOU DARE.
What is your name?DJaimon. I have a few aliases used when I plan to dig information from somewhere on the sly.Why were you named that?And thus the Holy DJ descended upon Ai. And thus Ai embraced DJ. And thus, DJ said
"U HO, DJAI WONT DO. YOU NEED TO ADD SUMTHIN TO GIVE IT SOME OOMPH. VERILY."
"THOU SPEAKST THE TRUTH. AND I SHALL CHRISTEN MYSELF WITH 'MON'"
"DATS MORE BETTER. NOW I CAN DROP BEATS LIKE ITS HOT BBY."
Thus the name DJaimon came into existence.
...No really. I just have this huge admiration for disc jockeys? And also 'mons.
Are you male or female?
Last I checked I have a vagoogoo and some lady lumps.
Would you rather be the opposite gender?
Idk. I need to experience it before rendering judgement.
How old are you?
I am sixteen, going on seventeen~ (kudos to anyone that gets the Sound of Music reference.)
How tall are you?
147cm and decreasing. I know I'm short goddamit.
Are you happy with your height?
Eh, I can get away from crowds easily. But for driving convenience-wise? NOPE. I lost count of the number of times I nearly got flung off AsphaltBurner (my bike) because my legs are too short to hit the ground properly.
How much do you weigh?
Given that d/dx (x3/x2-2) = p, calculate the value of ∫ 21 p dx.
After you're done with that, find the range of values of x which satisfy this quadratic inequality and you'll roughly determine my weight.
x2-22px+600p<0
This is a goddamn simple question. If you're a 16-17 year old science student like me, you will breeze by this easily WITHOUT A REFERENCE BOOK. It's just that simple.
...if by any chance, you're a 17 year old boy who can solve this in under 3 minutes without a calculator and referencing from books... MARRY ME. (if you solved it mentally... MARRY ME. I'LL PAY THE FEES.) Just joking. But srsly, cookies for you.
If you can't solve this, tough luck for you. KEEP SCROLLING.
Are you happy with your weight?
Eh, it's not as if anybody's gonna ask about my weight... oh wait.
What color are your eyes?
Dark brown; almost black.
What's the natural color of your hair?
Jet-black. My friend found a lot of white hair at the bottom, so I must be Cruella Devil-incarnate.
Do you dye your hair? If so, what color?
Nah. I like black just as it is.
What's your body type? (i.e.: triangle, rounded, diamond, etc.):
Slightly plump hourglass.
Do you know your blood type? If so what is it?:
I DUNNO LOL. I'll find out when I get to donate blood. The world out there needs help; a bag of blood can save a person's life. 8D
Are you happy with your appearance?
When can we ever find complete happiness in our appearance? There's always a few flaws that we don't like, no matter how small it is. The same goes for me. C:
What is your sexuality?
Depends on the people I'm with. It could range from asexual to super-pervsexual.
~What's your favorite...~
Food- CHOCORUUU and salted seaweeds.
Drink- Water or tea. I survived purely on tea when I was young. And no, not the bland British tea that requires sugar and milk; I prefer plain ol' Chinese tea. *strokes imaginary Confucius-beard*
Color- White, beige, black, maroon and amber.
Animal- I love all multicellular and eukaryotic organisms. The slimy, the furry, the scaly the feathery... all of 'em. Sorry, amoeba, you don't belong in the kingdom animalia, which the question specifically target at. Heck, I love all life (except humans oops). Special mention to dinosaurs, especially microraptors. <3
Book-ARTEMIS FOWL DUH. Also Agatha Christie's books. Especially '"And Then There Were None". I just LOVE the judge, okay??? He was UN Owen, for god's sake. And some random Japanese character (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FLANDRE) received fame by using his alias. I'm also starting to like the LotR series.
Magazine-Any art, architecture or game magazine will do.
Newspaper-If I read any- News Straits Time.
Website-Imgur and dA.
Pen- Mechanical pencils for drawing and Pilot ball point pens for writing.
Movie- Uhhh. Tough question. Maybe How to Train Your Dragon?
Holiday-CHINESE NEW YEAR. IT'S THE SOURCE OF MY INCOME.
Myth-Chang Er going yippee-ki-yay to the moon. I always liked that one. Anything involving mythical creatures is a huge yes for me. I'd add Jack the Reaper, but he's based off Jack the Ripper... so nah. I'm also a huge geek on Egyptian and Greek/Roman mythology. Slowly getting into Norse mythology too.
Childhood story-I liked the one with the Sultan killing people so he can drink their blood. Yeah, I'm a crazy kid.
Weather-Any. As long as it's not hot AND humid.
Eye color-Any colour which is not natural. And amber eyes too.
Music player-Mp4
Flower-RAFFLESIA FTW.
Sport-Badminton.
Vacation spot-Anywhere that looks picturesque!... and expensive. ;_;
Ocean- I like the deep abyss and coral reefs of any ocean. And also salt pans but that's irrevelant. D8
Shampoo- Anything that doesn't smell like poo.
Deodorant- Anything that doesn't smell like pee.
Computer/Laptop- Forever a computer. LAPTOPS SUUUCK.
Clothing brand-Uhhh... most of my clothes aren't branded.
Shoe-My black librarian shoes. 8D I like to pretend they're loafers and have no velcro-strips.
~This or That~
Pepsi or Coke? Both are good but Pepsi doesn't burn your throat like Coke does.
Water or Tea? TeaTeaTea
Braces or Retainer? I never worn any. But braces are cute.
Bed or Couch? I treat my bed like a couch and the couch like a bed. So I don't know?
Past or Future? I'd drag my future-self to explore the past and my past-self explore the future. Then I'll watch the hilarity and time paradoxes that ensues. THAT'S SYMBIOSIS DONE RIGHT.
Woods or City? I live in a suburban area. So... I like both. The woods HAVE to have a Wi-Fi connection though or I'm outties.
School or Work? School, minus that one annoying teacher, exams and homework.
Sun or Moon? A barren satellite that happens to be trapped in Earth's pull or a celestial body of exploding gasses that Earth happens to orbit? Hmmm tough decision. What about Betelgeuse? I like Betelgeuse.
Fire or Water? I like playing around in water and I like watching fires. TV or Computer? Computer. Shower or Bath? Both! I like swimming and I like semi-water-massages.Unusual or Normal? Normal is just the unusual being mainstreamed. I bet kissing is unusual ages ago. 8DPredictable or Unpredictable? Either answering with a random topic or answering the question; will I be predictable or unpredictable? What about answering a question with a question?Explainable or Unexplainable? The unexplainable will be made explainable in unexplainable ways which will soon be explained because of science. Wait. That doesn't explain anything.Honesty or Deceit? Wouldn't you like to know? 
Together or Alone? Together with friends, alone with strangers.Sunny or Rainy? Rain, rain, come again. Go away another day. I like sunny as long as I'm not in said place. BICats or Dogs? Catdog.Reptiles or Birds? Both are cuddle-worthy. Even vultures.
Poltergeists or Demons? Poltergeists. DUH.Eating or Starvation? Omnomnom.Summer or Winter? Winter>Fall>Spring>SummerNight-Owl or Early-Bird? Hoothoot.Peace or War? I condone peace, but I like reading about wars and conflicts.God or Satan? Oh my satan doesn't sound appealing. Besides, I believe neither 'cause imma semi-atheist-Buddhist.Life or Death? Life is nice. So is death in literature. Real death, however, is rather boring. Who likes watching cells fail and bacteria breaking down bodies? Give me some meiosis, people.~The What's, Who's, When's and Why~What's your earliest childhood memory?Crawling around a white marble floor.What's your worst childhood memory?What a pretty question to pop.What's your new years revolution(it's resolution, tsk tsk) for this year?Get straight A's, get my butt into a university, find work, be a billionaire.
What's your current pet(s) name(s)?Peanut.
What's your relationship status currently?Single dingle.What's your current health (unhealthy or healthy?)?I'm breathing, am I not?What's your current mood?I hate fevers.
What's the nearest book to you?"Villainous Victorians"What's the color of your nails/toenails?NATUREEL. I do not like prettying myself in general. With me, what you see is what you get.What's the time where you're at?11.05 pmWhat's the one thing you'd DIE before doing?Decomposing.
What's the name of the person you love?Fictional characters.What's the name of the person you hate?They are legion, for they are many.What's the subject in school/college that you just hate?Chemistry and Additional Mathematics.
Who's the bestest friend what you wouldn't trade for the world?:Thiveya. <3
Who's "that" friend who has a heart of gold?I'll go with Thiveya again.Who's the person who you love but doesn't love like that back?Fictional characters.
Who's the person you would never hurt?:Fictional characters.Who's the person you'd confess anything to?:HELLO, OL' SIS. I'M LOOKING AT YOU. You are the Shadow Broker. It is you. You are a yahg.
Who's the last person you argued with?I argue with a lot of people. Usually over science. Petty matters are resolved quickly with a joke.Who's the last person to say 'I love you' to you?:No one. :'c But srsly, nobody would say the l-word or hug in this country. We've got strict rules and judgmental people around. My parents won't say it because I think it's cheesy. :UWho's the last person to hug you (through the internet & in person)?:IRL: Nobody ever since I'm a teen. Like I said: Strict rules, judgmental people and it being extremely cheesy.Online: ~LyricaBelachium, I think. God that's how many months ago. 
I'LL BE BACK, LY!!!Who's the last person you punched?:Punching doesn't hurt. Slapping does! I did it lotsa time for people that deserved it or when we're joking around.Who's the last person to help you out with something?:HEY, SWEET MOMMA.
Who's the last person you called on the phone?My music teacher.Who's the last person you saw?Sistah.
Who's the last person you talked to?OH, SWEET MOMMA.When was the last time you just stopped and were happy for what you have?Errr....When was the last time you wrote your feelings down?I assess my feelings mentally at night, laughed knowingly at them and then erased them.When was the last time you spent quality time with your family?All the time with my sis and mom. Never my dad.
When was the last time you did something for somebody without asking anything in return?My family and friends. Anytime.
When was the last time you thought outside of the box?I've never thought inside a box because I'll suffocate.
When was the last time you believed in yourself?When I believed I failed horribly in an exam. And I did. AMAZING.When was the last time you confessed something to somebody?I dunno. Do I have to?When was the last time you felt remorse?Remorse doesn't come easily to me.When was the last time you felt pure joy?Eating chocolates. They are pure solidified happiness.When was the last time you smiled and really meant it?I dunno. I always smile when I'm in a good mood, which happens sporadically.
When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?Years ago, during a weird dream that involved the Round Table spinning through space? For some reason, I woke up and cried about that scene. 
When was the last time you stood up for someone who was hurt?Everytime? A kid in my class has autism, and everybody who doesn't even know about autism, let alone pronounce it, keeps picking on him. I stood up for him countless of times. I hate people who picks on anything that doesn't fit their perfect little world.Why did you do this quiz? Easing stress 101.
I'll just head to bed now... see you guys in three weeks.
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Not only can you draw Transformers but you also draw fantastic dragons! I think I love you! In the sense that I totally admire you as an artist and not creepy stalker love. 
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